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Costumed Characters? Wil Wheaton? Jerry Lawler?- and an Antarctic Portal to Dinosaur- Infested Tropics? Welcome to “The Land Unknown”- Tonight! THIS JUST IN: Aha! We now have PROOF that in addition to his amazing skills in humor, expertise in horror and science fiction movies, and TV excellence, Svengoolie is also an amazing PSYCHIC!

How do we know? It’s a no- brainer. Here we are with most of the U. S. in a miserable, terribly hot and humid spell of weather, and Svengoolie scheduled “The Land Unknown,” with its setting in a miserably hot and humid area to air at the peak of our sweltering weather!

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Coincidence? I think not. And don’t anyone try to tell me they LIKE this stinking weather! Who likes stuff like this: * You struggle all night long with a mysterious assailant who turns out to be the sheet.* The first thing you do every day is throw your pillow into the dryer.* You pull out last night’s ice cube tray from the freezer and you still don’t have ice cubes, just cold water.* You haven’t watered your plants for three weeks but they’re still not dead, not even dry.* You sit down to eat breakfast wearing as little as possible and suddenly remember that you have sat on a plastic chair which causes you to leap up, leaving most of your skin on the seat. Really not much to work with for tonight’s flick: plane crash, jungle, dinosaurs, and a nutcase hermit survivor. Let’s see now: What do you call a plane that’s about to crash? An Error Plane A 7.

A couple of minutes later, the pilot asked the flight attendants if everyone was buckled in and ready. All set back here, Captain,” came the reply, “except the lawyers are still going around passing out business cards.”Why can’t spiders become pilots? Because they only know how to tailspin. AH, that’s better! Time for the DINOSAUR JOKES!

What do dinosaurs have that no other animals have? Baby dinosaurs. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? The chicken hadn’t evolved yet. What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? Alter Egos Full Movie In English. A dino- saw. What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, and 1. Sir. What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur? Jurassic Pork. Why do dinosaurs eat their food raw?

Because they don’t know how to cook. How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch? Tea, Rex? How can you tell if there is a dinosaur in bed with you? By the `D’ on his pajamas. What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.

What do you get when a dinosaur blows it’s nose? OUT of the way!! And it wouldn’t be a Svengoolie Saturday without a GBTD (Guy Behind the Door) joke: After he discovered evidence that there was an actual dinosaur alive and living in a rainforest in South America, a scientist succeeded in getting a grant to launch an expedition. Several weeks into their journey, the expedition party stumbled upon a three- foot tall pigmy standing near a very large dead dinosaur.

The scientist approached the pigmy and exclaimed, “Unbelievable! Did YOU kill this dinosaur?”“Sure did,” the pigmy replied.“But, it’s so enormous and you are so small!” said the scientist.“Yep,” the pigmy said.“But, how? How on earth did you kill it?” asked the puzzled scientist.“With my club,” explained the pigmy.“How big is this club of yours?” the scientist inquired.“Oh, there’s about 1. Hey! My ice melted! Time for a refill. See you at the movies.