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Why Your Team Sucks 2. Los Angeles Rams.

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Some people are fans of the Los Angeles Rams. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Los Angeles Rams. This 2. 01. 7 Deadspin NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. Read all the previews so far here. Your team: Los Angeles Rams.

Your 2. 01. 6 record: 4- 1. From Will Brinson at CBS, here is the drive chart from L. A.’s first two games of last season: PUNT PUNT PUNT INT PUNT PUNT PUNT PUNT PUNT PUNT INT PUNT TURNOVER ON DOWNSKNEEFIELD GOALPUNTPUNTPUNTFIELD GOALPUNTFIELD GOALPUNTPUNTEND OF GAMEGod, that is so hot. I’m tweaking my nips just reading through it.

Anyway, that list of war crimes above was merely the opening salvo to a long, miserable first season in LA, a turgid slog that led to the (televised!) firing of longtime coach and “guy who’s been at the office for years and years even though no one is quite sure what he does” Jeff Fisher. Remember when he went jacket- diving for his challenge flag and came up empty? Neat. Please note that the Rams were somehow stupid enough to EXTEND Fisher before canning him, so you’ll excuse me if I don’t get terribly choked up over the co- losingest coach in NFL history getting his ass thrown out onto the pavement. This is the guy who trolled the Skins for the RGIII trade only to end up with one dude from that trade still on the roster. This is the guy who barred Eric Dickerson from the team sideline because Dickerson had the audacity to point out that the team is god awful. This is the guy who couldn’t name a single Patriots running back before his team had to go play them. This is “I’m not going fucking 7- 9” guy. Watch Austenland Online Hollywoodreporter more.

Jeff Fisher can get his mustache stuck in a paper shredder. I hope Vince Young DOES expose his ass. Your coach: Sean Mc.

Vay, pictured here! DAWWWW LOOGIT THOSE CHEEKS! HE THINKS THE BLANKET IS A HAT! Adorable. Who likes quick reads to the tight end? Is it you? Is it you? IT IS YOU!!! Mc. Vay, who in actuality looks like an Ed Sheeran tribute act, is now the youngest head coach in NFL history.

Who would have guessed that such an honor would be bestowed upon the grandchild of a successful former NFL GM? Football is the last pure meritocracy, folks! Doogie Howser here spent the past three years as the Skins’ offensive coordinator and a lot of people in D.

C. thought he was the brains of the outfit. One look at Jay Gruden and I can’t say I blame those truthers, but I’m not exactly wowed by Mc. Vay’s bold innovation of springing a pop quiz or two on unsuspecting veterans. What a crazy, totally newfound approach to alienating your personnel! Join us in training camp when the Boy Wonder invents a little something he calls the “Oklahoma Drill.”If you four brave souls in RAMS NATION are concerned about Mc.

Vay’s callowness, just know that he brought in some old fogey muscle to help balance out things: Yessir, ol’ Wade’ll shape that defense right up, and then get heartlessly dismissed a year later for his trouble. God, he’s such a lovable chump. I want a Wade Phillips plush toy. I would sit on it and play Xbox all day. Your quarterback: It’s Jared Goff. Jared Goff is an empty box. Even his name sucks.

He was one of the most obvious reaches at No. Meanwhile, Dakota Boy looked like Joe Montana next to poor Goffling last season. It’s entirely possible that Mc. Vay doesn’t care for Goff at all, and will spend next season trying to lure Kirk Cousins to California with a contract offer that will set your underpants on fire. Imagine trading away a shipping container full of draft picks for stupid Jared Goff. Somehow the Rams are always in the center of a big draft day deal, and somehow they always come out of it the same tired and shitty team they’ve always been. Thankfully, the Rams handed a fatass contract extension to Tavon Austin last summer, who responded with a career- best 5.

WHAT A WEAPON. Tavon Austin is like Percy Harvin after six migraines. What’s new that sucks: Well, Todd Gurley is dead now. Somewhere between his glorious rookie year and the 2. Razor scooter with square wheels. Let’s rip off the scab and take a look at the numbers. Jesus. JESUS. Look at those yards per attempt. You’re supposed to get more than ONE year out of running backs before they break down entirely, man.

I haven’t seen a dropoff like that since True Detective. ZINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG! Can we still make True Detective jokes?

Fuck it, this is the Rams preview. No one is gonna read it.

Elsewhere, your new stadium got flooded by rain and the NFL had to take the Super Bowl away from you. Bereft of notable draft picks after the Goff trade, the Rams brought in a handful of free agents to keep up appearances as they monkeyfart their way through an extra season or five in the L. The World According To Me Online Putlocker. A. Coliseum. Here’s Connor Barwin, who can get 1. Here’s Lance Dunbar, who will grab carries from Gurley once everyone accepts that Gurley’s regression is permanent. Here’s back- injury- in- waiting John Sullivan and former Bengal Andrew Whitworth, here to help out a line that allowed 4. Remember Greg Robinson, the bigass tackle they drafted at No.

They just traded him for a sixth rounder. The Rams’ line is a terminally shabby edifice that has all the structural integrity of a toilet paper dam. Aaron Donald is extremely wisely holding out.

Dominique Easley already tore his ACL. What has always sucked: Les Snead! The John Wick villain who fucked up both the RGIII trade and the Goff trade is still lingering around the place. You listen to me, Rams and Jaguars and Bills and the rest of the NFL’s sewer- dwelling trash: If you’re gonna clean house, clean the WHOLE house.

Don’t fire your coach and keep the GM, then sweep all the used syringes into the nearest available closet and tell me you’ve spruced up the joint. Les Snead. Another awful name. Fuck him. I need less of Les Snead, tell you what! Again, no one is reading.) Meanwhile, the Rams lost a series of lawsuits from PSL holders they fucked over by leaving St.

Louis. And I want to believe between that, and the a recent ruling declaring that the Rams owe Missouri $3. Inglewood stadium site, Stan Kroenke will finally have to eat the barest trace amount of shit for moving this team. No one deserves it more.

But I know better. I know the bad guys win. I know Kroenke will get his megaplex, and his billions of dollars, and his endless, gushing revenue streams.

I know he’ll be lighting hand- rolled Cubans with flaming gold ingots while the rest of us are swept away by the rising seas.